The Republic of Visa Card is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.342 billion Visa Cardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The very strong Visa Cardian economy, worth 296 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,347 credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military spending recently hit a new high, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is well under control. Visa Card's national animal is the government, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Visa Card is ranked 162,219^th in the world and 4,138^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 7.88 flags saluted per person per day.